The Return of Roy

It's been awhile, but Ol' Roy is back!!! This time, his pointless diatribe is directed at the Sunni and Shiite Muslims. Read on:

To the Editor:

Iraq is a religious war. Sunnis and Shites are both Muslims, but each believes their group should choose the leaders. They have believed this, and have been fighting since Muhammad died in the year 632.

Most of the Iraq's are Shites, but a majority of Muslims in the world are Sunni.

So we have the Sunni's and Shites in with a few Kurd's, Catholics, Jews, Methodist, Baptist, and Agnostics. Most of them think God is on their side and all others are going to Hell. An exception is the Agnostics who are not sure if anyone is going anywhere.

Roy Bunch

Paris

So there you have it. My favorite part is his definition of an agnostic: not sure that anyone is going anywhere. By the way, I wasn't aware that Kurds were a religious group - I thought they were an ethnicity! Boy was I wrong on that one. I only have one question, Roy: What the heck is your letter about?? For the answer to that, I guess we'll have to wait for his next letter.