(From the Paris News)
To the Editor:
Israel is in the wrong location. Putting a Jewish county in the middle of a billion Moslems was not very wise. Moslems and Jews have been killing each other forever and will continue to do so from now on.
Israel is surrounded by Moslems who want to kill them. So, Israel needs to move.
A choice location for Israel would be North Dakota. We don't need N.D., and it would make a excellent Jewish country. There are no Moslems anywhere near N.D.
If any of the present citizens of N.D. don't want to live in a Jewish county we could pay them three times the worth of their property.
The name of North Dakota can be changed to Israel, and the capital to Jerusalem. Preachers can then say, "God's chosen people were given North Dakota."
Roy Bunch
Paris
Good ol' Roy - he's always good for a laugh.
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